Yogurt in my Pockets

I reaized...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:15:39 -0700

That if I don’t have a goal, and endpoint, some kinda exact spot or moment I’m striving for. There’s no reason to rush anything. I can just live. Why do I have to jam in all these classes, internships, volunteer opportunities when I can just do whatever needs to come next when it actually is needed. Not when I think or when I am told it is “needed”.

queenfattyoftherollpalace: femmewolf: gradientlair: Truly...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:13:15 -0700

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

femmewolf:

gradientlair:

Truly sublime. This song is everything.

it really is

Why Janelle Monae will continue to be everything to me.

fundersandfounders: Worlds’s Top Languages. 3 out of 7 billion...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:12:38 -0700

fundersandfounders:

Worlds’s Top Languages.

3 out of 7 billion people on earth speak one of these 10 languages

Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:38 -0700

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:01:45 -0700

dirtygvrl: Spread the word!!

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:54 -0700

dirtygvrl:

Spread the word!!

elliegoestumbling: youre-always-playingyellowcar: forget-the-m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:42 -0700

elliegoestumbling:

youre-always-playingyellowcar:

forget-the-maps:

Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.

#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautiful

you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times

Or because he died.

There are two types of Harry Potter fans

mooveitorlooseit: frenchhornsandunicorns: Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:09 -0700

mooveitorlooseit:

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

hufflepuffs

canadians

women

my-twisted-fantasie: 50-shades-of-suicide: never thought i...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:59:55 -0700

my-twisted-fantasie:

50-shades-of-suicide:

never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius

(via

TumbleOn)

sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:59:22 -0700

sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:58:32 -0700

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:58:20 -0700

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:54:05 -0700

dresdencodak: onthegreatsea: This was a fun one to do. It’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:52:58 -0700

dresdencodak:

onthegreatsea:

This was a fun one to do.

It’s Zelda! Though her design is half based on Tetra and half based on Aaron Diaz’s Zelda design from his Clockwork Empire concept.

Which for those who don’t know is a reimagining of LoZ with Zelda as the protagonist. It’s a pretty cool idea but more importantly her tunic is purple!

Purple.

I really, really love purple.

Plus I’ve always wanted to play as Zelda so bam! Now I can.

Her alt outfit (at the bottom) is, of course, based entirely on Tetra’s outfit =]

Anyway, only one more alternate design to go and then I’ll put up a download link for them all.

This is SO GREAT, you guys. I’m glad my Clockwork Empire thing has inspired so many skilled folks to make amazing things!

How to Please Your Man "Zambia Style"

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:01:14 -0700

How to Please Your Man "Zambia Style":

Imagine you’re a 17 year old middle class Dutch girl. You just cycled home from another boring day at school. Trapped in the conventional humdrum of the day, you are deprived of the stirring type o…

This is just the weirdest shit… I am laughing but also creeped out but also feel like maybe there is something to learn but also… yeah. Via the facebook group “Africa is A Country”.

definitelydope: By Jonas Lang

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:41:26 -0700

definitelydope:

By Jonas Lang

garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:40:25 -0700

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

Yeah I really hate cultures that impose a shit ton of “obligations” on their kids like my ex’s… like DAMN parents, get yo shit together and stop relying on some young individual trying to get THEIR OWN start in the world.

On the other hand I myself want to learn how to be more grateful to my parents because they did try the best that they could. I feel like if you actually communicate your experiences and struggles/successes to your kid (like they’re a fucking human being on their way to becoming a whole individual adult) that will happen naturally. I had to drag those stories out of my parents, but once they were out I felt so much less resentment for all the problems they inflicted on me, mostly because of the circumstances of our lives… but also because you can’t take back 20 year old decisions. Just too damn late, better to just figure out the future the best you can manage. Sigh.

Mer… discomfort…. I feel like one shouldn’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:36:11 -0700

Mer… discomfort…. I feel like one shouldn’t call them “gaybies” unless they’ve already self-identified as gay. You know? I mean it’s cute… but.. yeah?

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:35:16 -0700

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:34:28 -0700

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

DAMN, proms use green screens now?! WTF?!